seekhappynights:

this is the best line i’ve ever read

(Source: swearslikecapaldi, via reeces-pieces-leeces-neeces)

nevillles:

get to know me meme1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS 

If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via wingscanspeak)

toward-eternity:

supermattural:

stabdaddroog:

camerapits:

itscarororo:

the artist is aiwa-sensei.

oh my god there was more.

I fucking love this so much.

one of those things i can’t not reblog every time

shut up ohmy. God

(Source: brningpyre, via shersock)

albinosquirrels:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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#ITS BACK

(via shersock)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via ncc-170dumb)

all-aboard-the-cray-cray-train:

That’s a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.

(Source: parangarico, via oh-youhavenoidea)